| Mastering
the Toast |
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By
Taylor Eason
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In
the movies, the debonair leading man pulls a bon mot out of the air
with a wide grin, demonstrating his good breeding and social grace.
The girls swoon as his words hang in the air. But one need not be
Humphrey Bogart to deliver a festive toast.
Toasts,
memorable celebratory lines that convey friendship and humor, can
turn an otherwise humdrum dinner into something fun, bawdy, or even
touching. The term "toast" reportedly dates back to Roman
days when people dunked burnt toast into wine to reduce its harsh
acidity. Much later, clinking glasses supposedly came into fashion
when bumping off your enemy was as simple -- and untraceable -- as
slipping a vial of arsenic into a wineglass. A conscientious host
gained your trust by presenting his glass to you. You'd then pour a
splash into his glass, and he'd take a swig to assure its purity. To
show you trusted him, you would simply clink his glass when he
presented it. Now that wine has improved and poisoning has lost its
legality, the act of toasting has taken on a gracious air, fostering
a sense of friendship.
But
with tradition, comes etiquette. A few suggestions:
1)
Everyone agrees a toast should be succinct, since blathering can get
tedious.
2)
If you are the toastee, don't drink with the others, but do thank
the toaster.
3)
Standing is optional, yet less rude than banging a glass to gather
attention.
4)
When you're in a small group, you should look into the eyes of the
person you are clinking glasses with before drinking.
The
easiest toasts to remember and deliver are the short one-liners from
each language. In English, it's "Cheers." In French,
"Sante," German and Dutch "Prost," Italian
"Salute," Spanish "Salud," Japanese "Kanpai"
and in Scandinavia, they say "Skoal."
Longer
toasts, whether funny, sentimental, wistful, or corny, can celebrate
an occasion. Try these toasts next time your group needs some
enlivening:
"As
you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point
the wrong way."
"Accept
that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the
statue."
"May
you have warm words on a cold evening, a full moon on a dark night,
and a smooth road all the way to your door."
"To
lying, cheating, stealing and drinking: May you lie to save your
brother, may you cheat death, may you steal a woman's heart, and may
you drink with me."
"May
you live as long as you want, and may you never want as long as you
live."
"May
friendship, like wine, improve as time advances, and may we always
have old wine, old friends, and young cares."
"May
you always work like you don't need money; dance like there's nobody
watching; and love like it's never going to hurt."
"Friendship's
the wine of life. Let's drink of it and to it."
"May
you have the hindsight to know where you've been; the foresight to
know where you are going; and the insight to know when you've gone
too far."
Cheers.
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