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Taming an Admiral
“Ben and Bonnie Voyage” take the helm of a houseboat.

I once mentioned to Bonnie that all I knew about boating was enough to discern the pointy end from the blunt one. But when the possibility of going on a houseboating adventure on Lake Powell, Ariz., beckoned, go I did—or more properly, followed behind Bonnie, two siblings, and two in-laws. 

We started in Las Vegas, which has the closest airport to Lake Powell, a five-hour drive away. We drove through Zion National Park, which, though dazzling, was merely a visual hors d’oeuvre to the view that greeted us as we topped the bluff above Wahweap Marina on Lake Powell. Before us was a crystal-blue expanse of water dotted with houseboats and framed by rust-red palisades of sandstone that rose like castles above the lake. 

I checked in at the main office at the marina, filled out the passenger manifest, and was issued documents for a 12-ton, two-deck, 59-foot Admiral class houseboat that sleeps 12 and a 19-foot Chaparral powerboat. From the size of the house and powerboat manuals, though, I figured our three-day attempt at exploration would expire before I finished reading the instructions. 

Enter Don Weeks, our Aramark Corp. boating instructor. Aramark is the concessionaire that runs the five marinas scattered around the 186-mile-long lake. Not a prop spins until the renter has been fully briefed and demonstrated proper operation of the machinery. 

Driving an Admiral was a little like trying to lead Bonnie in a salsa dance—a houseboat has its own way of turning. Without a deep keel, the vessel changes course by swinging its aft end opposite the direction of turn. It takes a little practice—no, a lot of practice—to do it right. Fortunately, the boats come equipped with wraparound rubber bumpers, and close control is needed mostly around the marinas, where plenty of expert assistance is available. 

Boating Info

Reserve boats at least six months in advance. Cost depends on boat size, season, and number of days afloat. Pots and pans, towels, and sheets are provided, but food is not. A local grocery service will stock your boat in advance for a fee. Contact Lake Powell Resorts & Marinas, Page, Ariz., (800) 528-6154, www.lakepowell.com.


So, bright and early on a Saturday morning, the six of us left the safety of Wahweap. There could be only one captain at a time on our “ship of fools,” so the leadership was divided into periods. (That way we’d know whom to blame.) The houseboat had a wall-mounted map but no compass. Because there are almost 2,000 miles of shoreline and 96 canyons, all of which appear at odds with the map depending on the current depth of the water, confusion soon reigned. I took the helm first and, try as I might, could not find the proper buoys to keep us headed true. Distances are deceiving, and as my brother noted, “No matter where you are, you’re surrounded by beauty.” Distracted by beauty would be a more appropriate phrase for this helmsman. 

Once I finally discovered that following the marker buoys will get you where you want to go, we found our way into Last Chance Bay. I turned the helm over to my brother, and with great effort he pulled the houseboat onto the sand to raucous applause. We used the forward-deck barbecue to sear some beef and settled in for an afternoon scouting every nook and cranny of the canyon. We ended the evening on the upper deck, where a moonless sky was flooded with bright stars.

On our last day, we reluctantly headed back to Wahweap, convinced you do not merely visit Lake Powell, you experience it. We learned more about boating than we ever imagined—even how to get an Admiral to obey! We all felt the tug to come back for another session of this entirely different vacation experience.